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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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Did Billy wake up very early to join his friends in the camping trip?

Yes, he rose to the occasion.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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What do you call a group of investors that trust each other?

A trust fund

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What do you call someone who tries to reduce the time you have to wait for doctors?

A wait lifter.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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How did John like his job as a bartender?

He found it very pouring.

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