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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What do transport companies and movies have in common?

They both have trailers.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Why didn't Joe understand airplanes?

It was above his head.

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Why was the chef in the Italian restaurant so smart?

He really knew how to use his noodles.

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How did Sam feel about getting bald?

Hair today, gone tomorrow.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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Why did the programmer call an exterminator?

Because he had a bug in his program.

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What do you call heating oil that you pay for every month?

Term oil.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What kind of bird doesn't sing, but only hums?

A hummingbird.

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When Mrs. Smith suggested to her husband that they go to a concert, what was his response?

Sounds good.

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