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What did Bill realize when he stood in the field at dawn?

As he looked OVER the morning DEW, he realized he shouldn't rush and OVERDO the things he hadn't done yet, though they seemed OVERDUE.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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How do you describe a person's writing that has lots of verbs?

It re-verb-erates.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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What do you call someone in a doctor's office that is in a hurry to see the doctor.

Im-patient.

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What do you call periodicals that discuss Make America Great Again?

Maga Zines

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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What is the beginning and end of a hail storm called?

Inhale and exhale.

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What does Leonard Bernstein and copper have in common?

They are both good conductors.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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What can you say about a bagel with a very large hole?

It's hole is bigger than the sum of its parts.

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