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What do spices and the earth have in common?

They are both ground.

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Why was the family alarmed when grandma got up from her rocking chair?

Because she was off her rocker.

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Will the door squeak when it's opened and closed?

That hinges on whether it is oiled.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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What is special about the sentence "See, yes we can!"

It's YES in 4 languages: Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What happened when Max’s wife asked him to get plums from the grocery store?

He plum forgot.

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