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Why did Avigail get mad when her 10 year old daughter put on lipstick?

Because it made her see red.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Sam invest in the perfume company?

It made a lot of scents.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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How did the Smith family feel when they spent a lot of money painting their house blue, and they didn't like the color?

They felt they blew it, and they had the blues.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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What do you call a scientist whose funding got taken away?

A mad scientist.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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What do you call a small circle that is very relaxed?

Dot calm.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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