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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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How are computer disk drives different than car traffic?

It's good when disk drives are backed up, but it's not good when traffic is backed up.

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What kind of tea inspires caring for other people?

Humana Tea.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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How does a doctor thank someone for referrals?

Thank you for your patients.

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Why did Bill and Nancy marry each other?

They found each other engaging.

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What aunt disagrees about everything?

Aunt Tithesis

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Why did Joe go to the paint store to lose weight?

He went to get thinner.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What kind of food is very good for teenagers?

Pro Teen.

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Why is this inspiring?

It says 'Eye can!'

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