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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What do you call a public bathroom where people talk about politics?

A political potty.

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What is Martha's parrot's name, if its second name is Esther?

Polly Esther.

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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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What does Shakespeare getting sick have to do with feeling angry at someone?

ILL WILL.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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What is one level below first class?

Kindergarten.

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What do the other animals think about the ant-eater?

That it is very nosey.

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What is it called when a person gets tired easily from being overweight?

Fatigue.

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What is the difference between giving something away for free and charging a fee for it?

The letter R.

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What kind of phone do prisoners use?

Cell phones.

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