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Why did Fred buy stock in the perfume company?

The way they made cents from their scents made sense.

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What is the university in Italy where they teach everything about olives?

Olive U.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What kind of art do father's like?

Pop art.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the world get its name?

Because when it spins around, it is whirled.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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What did the jigsaw puzzle man have trouble with?

He found it hard to pull himself together.

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How are vegetables different than kids?

Vegetables are bad when spoiled and good when fresh, but it's not good if kids are either fresh or spoiled.

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What is a group of people who share an interest in learning about and fixing electric fans?

A fan club.

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