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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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Where do superman and batman live?

Capetown.

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What is special about the sentence, 'See, yes we can'?

The words mean Yes in Spanish, English, French, and Hebrew.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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How are kids similar to food?

If you don't care for them when they are fresh, they become spoiled.

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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How did Matt and Milly Preiss describe their successful day of parachute jumping?

The Preiss's fell down to earth.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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