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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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Why did Sandra like eating blueberries and strawberries.

They tasted berry, berry good, and they made her berry, berry happy.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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Why does the calendar have a good social life?

It has a lot of dates.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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Why did Alan give a tip to the bartender?

Because he felt tipsy.

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Why did the sergeant give his troops sticks of glue?

As a message that they should to stick together.

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