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What happened when the horses ran away from the farm?

It destabilized the farm.

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Why did Sam look online for a site that sold scratch?

He wanted to build things from scratch.

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Why did Amanda stare at gifts before opening them up?

Her friends told her she should focus more on the present.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What is something before it was redundant?

Dundant.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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What vegetable jumps into the deep end of the pool?

The endive.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Jim call his life after he decided not to major in math?

The aftermath.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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