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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What word describes a variety of missiles?

Missile-aneous.

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What do you call a scientist who measures how big things are?

A size-mologist.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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Why did the bakery shoot their cake up in a rocket ship?

They want to say their cake is out-of-this-world.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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