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What part of a computer screen doesn't speak so nicely?

The cursor.

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What did the pan say when it was covered with aluminum foil?

Foiled again!

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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What is a gym called filled with people who want to lose weight?

A waist land.

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What is the opposite of an 'out voice', and what must be done with it?

An invoice, and it must be paid.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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What is it called when police do a search without a search warrant?

Un-warranted.

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What kind of static is very happy?

Ecstatic.

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What is it called when a homeowner tries to stop a foreclosure of his house?

House keeping.

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Where did Joe and his friends go first when they got to the party?

They tried to beat each other to the punch.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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