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Why did Joe find it difficult to invest his money?

Because to him it didn't make cents.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What are commas, periods, and question marks that are used in puns called?

Pun-cuation.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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What did Max do when the plumbing company made a mess of trying to fix the bathroom blockage?

He decided to sue her.

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What do you call someone who is an expert about alarm clocks?

An alarmist.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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How did the mouse respond when the cat invited him to play?

What's the catch?

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What is a person who stops exercizing called?

An ex-exercizer.

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When Samantha's parrot flew away, what shape did it remind her of?

Polygon.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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