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What day in September do women give birth?

Labor day.

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What do dentists never tell their patients?

Keep your mouth shut.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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What did the mother say to get her son to stop playing video games and come to dinner?

Step up to the plate.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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What's it called if you spend loads of time with loads of friends?

Frenzy.

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What are examples of types of bread in a bakery called?

Roll models.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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