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What is a soda with a dye in it called?

Dye it soda.

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Why do internet browsers tend to gain weight?

They use cookies.

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Why did Marty become a bartender?

He was so wild as a kid, people said he would end up behind bars.

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Are there cows that can produce grape juice?

No, that's udderly ridiculous.

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Why did Arlene bring a piece of wood and a dog to her first weaving class?

She heard they were going to learn about the warp and the woof.

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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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How do you describe a water dispenser that is broken?

It's out of order, and it's out of water.

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Why did the publisher make wide margins when printing the Book of the Prophets?

He wanted wide Prophet margins.

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What helps traction in marriage?

Attraction.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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