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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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What Beatles song is about a bee in a vegetable garden?

Lettuce bee.

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What do cats sing?

Mew sic.

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Why did Rose like the weekend?

Because the weekdays made her weak, and the weekend made her strong again.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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What did the deer in the forest say to the hunter?

I'm game.

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If the second hand on a clock measures seconds, what does the first hand measure?

Either minutes or hours, but we're not sure.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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