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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What is the most dishonest animal?

The cheetah.

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What did Ben say when the tanks came and saved his village during the war?

Tanks.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What letter and number combination precedes everything else?

B4

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What 5 letters are just empty energy?

MTNRG

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What do you have when you remove the red lines?

love

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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When submarines do naval exercises, what are they called?

Sub routines.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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