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Why did Lucy buy poppies from the florist?

It was Father's Day, and she bought flowers for her pop.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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Did Arlene like the new vacuum cleaner?

She thought it sucks.

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What is the person called who cleans the white board every day?

Chairman of the board.

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Will wind turbines be successful in producing clean energy?

The answer is blowing in the wind.

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What does a law student have in common with someone giving up liquor?

They both want to pass the bar.

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Why did the prisoner not want to take the anti-allergy medicine?

Because he wanted to break out.

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What interpersonal skill is named after a Greek legend?

Apollo gize.

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How is a donkey being pulled similar to Mickey Mantle?

They are both yank-ees.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What French Queen did not advocate dieting?

Marie Antoinette said 'Let them eat cake.'

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