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How did people react when Joe pulled down a 'No Demonstrations' sign without getting caught by the police?

"How did you pull that off?"

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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Since Jill was on a diet, why was she concerned that the math problems on the test were too easy?

Because they were a piece of cake.

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Since the hamburger was behind in the race, how could it win?

It needed to ketchup.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What is ironic about Greenland and Iceland?

Greenland is mainly ice, and Iceland is mainly green.

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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What should we do about the elephant in the room?

We should be mindful that it's not irrelephant.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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Why did Jill get so emotional when she moved form one apartment to another?

It was a very moving experience.

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What would happen if Earth was attacked by giant spiders from outer space?

A world wide web.

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Why should you take a sharp pencil seriously?

It has a good point.

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