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What do you call an ambulance for aligators?

Gator Aid.

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What liquid is able to run?

Running water.

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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Where do fish learn what they know?

In schools of fish.

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How did Nancy feel when the lemon-sugar pie she made fell on the floor?

It was a bitter-sweet experience.

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How did Alice feel when the point of her pencil often broke?

She thought, 'What's the point of using pencils? I'll use pens instead.'

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How did Dr. Frankenstein end up putting the wrong brain in body he built?

It was a no-brainer.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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