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What kind of food does a tight-rope worker try to eat?

A well-balanced diet.

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What do you call an eating contest to see who can eat the fastest?

The gulp war.

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Why was the keyboard unhappy?

Because its keys were always depressed.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Joe race Fred to the punch-bowl at the party?

He wanted to beat him to the punch.

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Did Betty know where her lost ring was?

Off hand, she didn't know.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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What kind of tea seems to last forever?

Eterni-tea.

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What did the Jones family say after they found their dog named Spot?

We spotted the spot where Spot was, by spotting his spot!

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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