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How did workers feel about going out on strike?

They felt the labor pains would give birth to a better situation.

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What happened to Cynthia when she was in Hollywood and hit her head?

She saw stars.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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How did the students of the brilliant physics professor refer to him?

Dr. Know.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What do you call someone who is crazy about money?

A dough nut.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why is a young man and woman going out called a 'date'?

Because dates are sticky, and both are hoping it will be sticky.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What do you call someone who doesn't care about what people say about him?

He has heard immunity.

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When Mark Gen was knighted, what kind of doctor did he automatically become.

Sir Gen.

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