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How is Jim doing at his new job hanging up clothes in the department store?

He's getting the hang of it.

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Why did Bill bring money to bed?

Because he had been sleeping poorly.

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When Bob got to the intersection, why did he make a right turn?

He didn't want to make a wrong turn.

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Why did the hospital remove the windows from the operating room?

They wanted it to be paneless.

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If a leader doesn't have a clear inspiring vision, what is the result?

Di-vision.

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How did Sarah feel about not getting concert tickets to see her favorite band?

She found it dis-concerting.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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How did the English teacher teach the class spelling?

She cast them under her spell.

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Why didn't Joe mind when the wind ripped the roof off his store?

He no longer had any overhead.

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What do people wear when going out to battle?

A war drobe.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why should we be very careful handling glass?

There's a reason it's called a pain of glass.

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