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What do bats celebrate when they come of age?

Their bat mitzvah.

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Would anyone make or buy an odor-less perfume?

No, that would be non-scents.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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How do you catch an animal that escaped from its cage?

It needs out of the box thinking.

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In music how much is a quarter note worth?

25 cents.

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What is a stretched rope that walks around called?

A tight rope walker.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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How do you get rid of weeds?

You have to get to the root of the problem.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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What is a good ad slogan for the Grates metal company?

Get great grates at Grates grates.

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Why was the football team surprised when their opponents punted the football?

They thought there was no punt intended.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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