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What do the words pigment, canvas, and paintbrush all have in common?

They are all terms of art.

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How would you describe Luke Skywalker if he's not that friendly?

Luke warm.

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Why did the CEO have all the corporate planes painted red?

He didn't want them to be too plane.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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When Bill had to choose between a heavy oar and a light oar to use with his kayak, what did he choose?

Either oar.

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After working for 40 years, why didn't Joe want new tires on his car?

He wasn't ready to re-tire.

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How did Sandra feel about half the numbers when she was learning arithmetic?

She thought they were odd.

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Why did the blues band remind Bob of his days hunting whales?

The wailing reminded him of whaling.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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Why do we peel fruits and vegetables?

It makes them more appealing.

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