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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What is the time called after mailing a letter?

Post post.

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Who is not very good at match-making?

Smokey the Bear, because he doesn't like playing with matches.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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How did Jim express that he wasn't against learning poetry?

I'm not averse to learning a verse.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was Fred concerned he was making too much noise while sleeping?

Because he slept so soundly.

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What is similar between IDIOM and IDIOT

Both have 5 letters, begin with IDI, and are hard to understand.

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