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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why didn't Gary want to walk too far for ideas?

Because then they would be far-fetched.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What is the border between Finland and Russia called?

The Finish line.

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How did Amanda feel about the fact that science doesn't understand why people are ticklish?

She thought it was mys-tickle.

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What do people in the US say when they want to use the metric system?

Take me to your litre.

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Where do people who want to be smuggled across a border go to?

A flee market.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why did Bill start running the 100 yard dash?

He wanted to get his life back on track.

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What can you say about a person who learns to say no?

That now he knows.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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