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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did Alan do when he left his 5th floor apartment in the old apartment building without an elevator?

He walked down and later walked up the run-down staircase in the run-down walk-up.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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Why did the unemployed actor break his leg?

He wanted to be in a cast.

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Why did Arlene dislike washing the dishes?

It gave her a sinking feeling.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What room grows on a dead tree?

A mushroom.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What should you avoid pressing when near a cliff?

The press-ipice.

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