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How did the can opener get its name?

Because it 'can' open things.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What do you call a costume made up of sun, moon, and stars?

The disguise is the skies.

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What did the other angles say to the 90 degree angle?

You're right.

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Why did Marty not want to get rid of his old beat-up car?

Because then he would be wreck-less.

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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What school teaches about tea?

Universi-Tea.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What kind of thinking is required to put together furniture from IKEA?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Why did Olivia put on a hat whenever she wanted to keep a secret?

Because she had to keep the secret under her hat.

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