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What did Noah do before the flood?

He was pre-pairing.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why should baggage with wheels not be called luggage?

Because it is wheeled and not lugged around.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did it often rain when Bill was thinking with deep concentration?

Because he was brainstorming.

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Why did Mrs. Roberts have only large pots in her kitchen?

She was embarrassed to ask a store 'Do you have a little pot?'

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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What is the best month to buy and sell jewelry?

Jewel-eye.

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Why was Fred confused by forms?

Because he didn't know if he should fill them IN or fill them OUT.

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