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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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Why did the loaf of bread feel insecure?

It felt kneady.

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When Shakespeare had writer's block, what was his motto?

Where there's a Will, there's a way.

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Why should a person not use black envelopes?

People mind think it's black mail.

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Was Bill's love of bread a factor in his becoming a baker?

Yes, it played a big roll, and he wanted to make a lot of bread.

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What is it called when trumpet players play their trumpets in response to each other?

A toot for a toot.

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Why are weddings often done under canopies?

To say that marriage is in tents.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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