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What do you call a place with a lot of spiders?

A web site.

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What was Bill's reaction when he found a hole in the wall of the outhouse?

"I need that like a hole in the head'.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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What is a lawyer's favorite girl's name?

Sue.

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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When the patient said he had trouble with his memory, how did the doctor respond?

In that case, you pay me up front.

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What seal agrees with everything?

The seal of approval.

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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What flower is named after a part of the head?

Tulips.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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