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What can you say about a manager who enjoys firing people?

That he's playing with fire.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How did Billy react when he got a box of marbles for his birthday.

He thought it was marbleous.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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What's in back of the back of a person?

The front of the person.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What do you call a group of crying babies?

A whinery.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did ice cream get its name?

When you go on a scale after eating it, you scream.

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What's the question about whether the word is spelled 'kibutz' or kibbutz'?

Two B's or not two B's, that is the question.

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