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When the wind blew the large plastic cans all over, why did they change to steel cans?

When it's windy, steel cans still can be still cans.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What can you say about the person who founded Kelloggs?

He was a cereal entrepreneur.

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What is it called when a parrot chews off and swallows the weak end of a stick?

A weekend in parrots.

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Why did Jill often find it difficult to find her sneakers?

She suspected that it was because they were sneaking around the house.

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What word describes a great car salesman?

He has car-isma.

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What is it called when husbands tell puns to their wives?

Pun-ishment.

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What letter is good for a cough?

T

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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