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What do leaders say when they demand that everyone follow what they say?

The ruler's rules rule.

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When do parents feel that they aren't parenting enough?

When - in relation to their kids - they feel only 'parenthetical'.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is history from a woman's point of view called?

Her Story.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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How do you describe people who like good writing?

They are pro prose pros.

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What kind of log can't change directions?

An ideologue.

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Why did the people playing poker surround themselves with bushes?

They wanted to hedge their bets.

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What is a cold part of South America?

Chile.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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