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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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What is it called when an electrician charges a lot to install a lighting system?

The charge of the light brigade.

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When the tree was cut down, why did it not know how to react?

It was stumped.

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What is the different between a tree and an elephant?

A tree's trunk is its largest part.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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What do you call a state that is really into dancing?

A swing state.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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Why didn't Billy like the second class of his school day?

He felt like a second class citizen.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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Why did Joe stop stealing, get a job with a salary?

He found that crime does not pay.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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