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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was Mrs. Jones always looking under her son's bed?

She was hoping that there might be something new under the son.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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What food is good for protecting a house?

Lox.

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How did the horses feel when they were moved to a different stable?

They felt destabilized

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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What psychiatric tool is similar the noses of hippies?

Hip noses.

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What can be said about nurses who help patients with intravenous feeding?

Their work is in vein.

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What collection of animals gets its name from the sounds they make together?

A herd.

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What happened to the college when it didn't want to give its teachers a raise in salary?

It lost its faculties.

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