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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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What did Matt Silver call his new software company?

Silver Ware.

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When is door not a door?

When it's ajar.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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What kind of point is not sharp?

A moot point.

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Why did Nancy like turning on light bulbs?

She enjoyed the experience of 'seeing the light'.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What was Ava's reaction when the jar fell and broke?

She found it jarring.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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Why is the plural of garbage garbage?

No matter how much garbage there is, it's still garbage.

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Bill needed to pick a password 8 characters long, so what did he choose?

He chose the 8 character password: "Show-White-and-the-7-dwarves"

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