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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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Why were Adam and Eve punished when they ate from the tree of knowledge?

They were told it was a no know.

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What is a good name for a store that sells sofas?

Sofa so good.

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Why did Ben drink Maxwell House coffee before he went parachute jumping?

He wanted to be good to the last drop.

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Why do violinists put rosin on their violin bows?

It makes the violins rosin-ate.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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Why did Superman's fruit bowl remind him of football?

It was a super bowl.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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