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What did Heaven say to the angel that put too much dew on the grass?

Don't over dew it.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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Why did Molly prefer accepting credit cards than cash?

With all the paper money and change, it takes longer until the cash registers.

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What do economies and bicycle stores have in common?

They both have cycles.

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What do you call someone who lends money at very high interest rates?

A loan wolf.

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What did Billy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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Can a person who complains all the time be a vegetarian?

No, because he always has a beef.

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Why did Charles find a box of chocolates when he checked into his hotel room?

Because it was a suite.

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What is a cane called that a shepherd uses to get animals to move faster?

A hurry cane.

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What did the bottles of beers in the ice cooler say to each other?

Let's chill.

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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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