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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why couldn't Alan sit in a chair when he worked?

He was a stand-up comedian.

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What do you call a troop of soldiers with long hair?

The hair force.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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What is a machine that automatically rows a boat?

A row bot.

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Why did Amanda move slowly on days that she didn't eat in order to lose weight?

She moved slowly on fast days.

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What is a person called who knows a lot about eggs?

An eggs-pert.

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What made Ted the Teddy bear so smart?

He really knew his stuff.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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What happens when you take clothes out of a dresser and put them on?

You become the dresser.

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Why did the head of the school demand respect?

It was the principle of the thing.

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