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Why did the magazine publisher go to a therapist?

He had a lot of issues.

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How are kangaroos and rabbits different than other animals?

They are the most hoppy.

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What do you call a roof made of seal skins?

A seal-ing.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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How did Frank's hitch-hiking trip go?

It went without a hitch.

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When the Jacob's family made a home movie, why did they include eating hotdogs at the barbecue?

The hotdogs were perfect for the role.

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What kind of boxes are similar to people who don't like card games?

Card bored.

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What do reptiles and music have in common?

They both have scales.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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Why did the push-button go to the therapist?

Each time someone pushed him, he was depressed.

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What's the difference between a couple who are dating and a fire?

When the couple goes out, it progresses. When the fire goes out, it ends.

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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