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What month is not sure of itself?

May.

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Why was Arnold arguing with his stomach?

Because he ate something that didn't agree with him.

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What was the problem with the rebellious beaver?

He didn't give a dam.

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Where did Melinda keep information about doctors and medicine?

In her 'docs' folder on her computer.

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What do you call someone who takes dents out of cars?

A dentist.

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What can be the problem with a dynasty?

The word ends with nasty.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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Why did Phil stop turning around?

Because every time he turned around, another year went by.

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What is not a good season for Rome?

Fall.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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When something breaks, what can can be done before it's fixed?

A prefix.

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What's the difference between looking for a parking space and washing clothes?

With one you want spots to appear, and with the other you wants spots to disappear.

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