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Why was Jeremy concerned when he couldn't take off his pickle costume?

Because if he couldn't get it off, he was really in a pickle.

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What did the husband say when he brought his wife flowers?

This bud's for you.

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How did light bulbs get their name?

They are not heavy.

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What part of a river is in the present?

Its currents.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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What is the difference between doing many things at once and being hit by a lot of taxes?

One is multi-tasking, and the other is multi-taxing.

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What are US Treasury Bonds called that move around a lot?

Vaga-Bonds.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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What is an intricate housing development called?

A complex complex.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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How did Bobby feel when he spilled a jar of olive oil on himself in the morning?

It was too oily in the morning.

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What happened when Anne went to the used watch store to fix her watch?

She got a second hand second hand.

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