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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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What cosmetics does a woman wear when she wants to end an argument?

Make up make-up.

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Why does a rope get smarter when you pull on it?

Because it gets taught.

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What do garbanzo beans have in common with a sedative for chickens?

Chick peace.

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When Alan and Betty Jones got lost during the African safari, what was their main worry?

They didn't want to be caught behind enemy lions.

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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How did Alan feel when he put down the heavy box of cucumbers?

Un-encumbered.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How do people sometimes feel when they are given the cold sholder?

Ice-olated.

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What kind of glue do Eskimos use to hold their ice houses together?

Ig glue.

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Why did Emily like making her bed in the morning?

Because then she felt like she had it made.

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