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What part of the day has the most Ning?

More Ning.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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What was the result of the pig race?

The winner squeeked by.

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What seat lies?

Either 1. deceit or 2. a recliner.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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Why did the husband and wife put their hands in the sink together when they wanted to communicate?

It helped them be in-sink with each other.

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Why was the bee punished?

Because it didn't bee-have.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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Why did Mr. and Mrs. Beaver find it hard to get along?

Because they found each other so dam a-gnawing.

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