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What vegetable did Marty not take onto his sailboat?

Leeks.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What do you call worrying about the complications of losing money in a real estate complex?

A complex complex about a complex.

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What do you call a bat that makes short, periodic dinging noises?

A dingbat.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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Why did the light switch feel ambivalent about the people in the house?

Sometimes it felt turned off.

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When Mitchel lost money in a risky investment, why did he feel like his clean suit?

Because they had both been taken to the cleaners.

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How do you say in one word that the media is not high quality?

Mediacrity.

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What do sales people, bartenders, and baseball teams have in common?

They all have pitchers.

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What did Betty call the fish meals that she loved eating?

Delicious fishes.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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