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Why can't one say that all Generals are good at what they do?

Because that would be a generalization.

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What are ticks called that live in a parrot's feathers?

Polly Ticks

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Why did Martha like circles?

Because it has the best all-around shape.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why is it so easy to feel relaxed while using the internet?

Because so many websites have 'dot calm' in their name.

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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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Why did Dan double the size of the pockets on his pants?

He was told that to afford everything, he needed deep pockets.

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What do you call billiard balls 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, 13, and 15?

Odd balls.

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Why did the Teddy Bear go outside?

It felt stuffy inside the house.

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What is an example of a contact sport where nobody touches anyone else?

When people hide each others' contact lenses.

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