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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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What do you call someone who is dishonest with words?

A lexi-con.

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Why did Joe find it hard to get a date?

Because his attitudes were dated.

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What bidding in the bridge card game do Democrats like?

No trump.

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Why did Betty watch the weeds grow in the vacant lot?

Because she enjoyed it as the plot thickened.

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How did Bonnie and Clyde's son-in-law refer to them?

My in-laws the out-laws.

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What do new packages of medicines and many aquariums and zoos have in common?

They have seals.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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How did the geometry teacher feel when she saw her children teaching geometry to her grandchildren?

She felt that life had come full circle.

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What do longshoremen and medical secretaries have in common?

The both work at the docs.

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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