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What does a car say when you fill it up with gas?

Tanks.

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What is the difference between a park and a mental institution?

The park has cycle paths.

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What is a sentence that has the words 'the the' right after each other?

I really like the The North Face jacket.

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What crime does this describe?

Assault and battery.

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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did the thread say to the needle?

I'm just passing through.

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What is it called when the letter E moves slowly?

Creep-E.

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What is a book called that is a collection of reviews about the movie Psycho?

Psycho Analysis

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What did Bill's therapist say about his putting plus signs in front of all numbers?

He said it was a good sign and a positive development.

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What did Jimmy call the money he made from selling thumb tacks?

Income tacks.

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What kind of running causes things to become empty?

Running out of things.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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