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Why did the Jack-in-the-Box have trouble getting married?

He was an out-of-the-box kind of guy.

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What did it mean when the professional football players argued with the prisoners in a football game?

The argument had its pros and cons.

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How did Joe the boxer feel after being slugged in the face?

He felt very sluggish.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What is a crazy motive called?

A loco motive.

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What can be said about Betty who didn't clean the kitchen often enough?

She led a life of grime.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What name for cigarettes describes the harm they do?

Sick-arettes.

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Why was Betty concerned about people her age?

She felt there was a degeneration among the generation.

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Gaucho Marx

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What is a motto of a podiatrist?

We succeed with de feet.

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