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Why does hot weather seem so smart?

Because it has so many degrees.

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What do sales people do when they make big sales?

They have a sell-abration.

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What did Liz drink with tea to try to make a date go well?

Date honey.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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After being disappointed by the response he got, why did Jim go fishing at lake Excellent?

He was fishing for compliments.

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What did Fred say to the driver of the car that hit his car from the back?

You're a pain in the rear end.

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What is a course called where you learn to be a doctor with material you get in the mail?

A post doctorate.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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With the rule "I before E except after C', why is the word 'seize' an exception?

Because it is totally made up 'Seize'

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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Toad.

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What did Bob say to the fly that what bothering him?

Don't bug me.

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What is interesting about this group of words?

It seems to be a family where all the members have similar problems.

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