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What did Joey call the exercizes he did before he took a walk?

A pre-amble.

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Why did the boxer become a good comedian?

He knew how to deliver a good punch-line.

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What sentence commemorates how Isaac, Jacob, and Moses met their wives.

Well, well, well.

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Why was Billy so fascinated watching the contruction worker?

He found it riveting.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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Why did Max really appreciate his shoes?

It was his 'sole' means of support.

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What is similar between getting off drugs and the day after Thanksgiving?

Cold turkey.

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When Stephanie inventeted a way of saying that someone is at the door without ringing a bell, what prize did she win?

The No-Bell prize.

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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What are some things a person can do if they are stuck thinking about the past?

The can buy 'presents' for other people, or go to a river and look at the 'current'.

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Why did Bill start working at the factory that makes incense?

Because it made sense.

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What was Jim's reaction when the other poker player wanted to deal the cards?

Well, it's not ideal.

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