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Why didn't Maxine want to charge the lightbulb with a saltwater battery?

She didn't want it to be charged with salt and battery.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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When you trade in an old bike for a new bike, what is that called?

Re-cycling.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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What do you call a hippie who is a phony?

A hippie-crit.

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How did Beth feel when she finally found the cover to the pot?

She was relieved that the pot is recovered.

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What was the result of Joe not having enough self-control with eating?

He found that it was a big waist.

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Why did Martha feel bad for her calendar?

Because its days are numbered.

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What happened when farmer Brown taught his seeds to be concerned about the poor.

The pro seeds went to charity.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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