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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Why did the CEO move the company from the 3rd floor to the 4th floor?

Because he wanted to take the company to the next level.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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What did the people on the ship say when they saw Jack the pirate boarding their ship?

Hijack.

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What is a trumpet made from a shoe called?

A shoe horn.

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What is it called when a government tries to get support by giving things away for free?

A free-for-all.

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