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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Why do people on a roller coaster say 'Weeeeee'?

Because it's more fun when it's done together with others.

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Why did King Louis XV say, "After me the flood"?

Because he rained for 59 years.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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What was Karl Marx and his brother called?

The Marx brothers.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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Why did the spoiled child want to become a stage designer?

He liked making a scene.

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Why did Amy avoid dating men who publish magazines?

She found they often had issues.

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If you formed some herbs into a small submarine, what would be the result?

A suburb.

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Why did the mathematician plant an apple tree?

He knew how to multiply, so in addition he wanted to be fruitful.

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Why was Emily always careful to treat bread carefully and with respect?

She didn't want to do anything that went against the grain.

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Why did Arthur try to convince his wife that money was very much in style?

Because she was spending it like it was going out of style.

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