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Why didn't Joe buy the white horse when when he had all black horses?

Because it was a horse of a different color.

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Why did Jerry expect to hear quacking after the air conditioning repair men left?

They said they were putting in new air conditioning ducks.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What is similar between estimates and baseball players?

They both involve ball park figures.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Beverly learn knot tying?

She wanted to tie the knot, and get married.

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What is a book about Elon Musk and Henry Ford called?

Auto Biography.

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In what room of a school are things re-created?

In the recreation room.

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What do you say about someone who buys cheap candy that causes them to gain weight?

Penny wise and pound foolish.

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What happened when the computer team's regression tests failed?

Things regressed.

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What location do these symbols refer to?

Times Square.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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