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What did the family call their evening meals at their round dining room table?

The nights of the round table.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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Can you believe someone who eats steak from a male cow?

No, because he is full of bull.

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After the hour and minute hand of a clock, what is the 3rd hand called?

The second hand.

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What is the difference between starting a new job and eating hotdogs?

With one you try to pass muster, and with the other you pass the mustard.

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How did Sandy describe her doubts about her family's hotel plans?

She had reservations about the reservations.

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What is it called when sugar cane rebels against the farmer?

The cane mutiny.

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What do you call a hyphen that is the size of a football field?

A hundred yard dash.

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What do you say to a bowl of kidney beans when you haven't eaten them for a while?

Where have you bean?

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What does a watch repairman have in common with turning a wheel left to right?

They are both clock wise.

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Why did the CEO buy sailboats for the company?

He wanted to increase sails.

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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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