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What is going on a boat with friends called?

Friendship.

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When Ellie Smith married Darth Vader why did she feel things were going up?

She became Ellie Vader.

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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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What did the waiter get when he served a meal of iceberg lettuce?

The tip of the iceberg.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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What is a relative of an air pump called?

A pump kin.

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How do we know that the belt of a Knight during the Middle Ages was black?

It was in the middle of the knight.

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How is the metric system similar to a guy going on a date?

They both involve a 'meet her'.

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What name did Mr. and Mrs. Tross have second thoughts about naming their baby boy?

Albert.

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Why in the army do they avoid giving treats twice?

That would involve a re-treat.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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