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During an uprising, what are random groups of armed men called?

Malicious militias.

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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did Bill say when he brought his bike to the bike store to have the brakes fixed?

Give me a break!

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Why did Joe like working in the spring more than the fall?

He didn't like being the fall guy.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What is the electric company in Qatar called?

Electric Qatar.

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Why was there a rainbow after the flood of Noah's ark?

Because he passed with flying colors.

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What is similar between the Amazon jungle and tennis?

The Amazon used to have cannibals and tennis has a can of balls.

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What is an ancient Celtic who is very flexible called?

A fluid druid.

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What word and number indicate the winner of a race?

Won and 1.

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Why did Marty want to be an electrician?

He thought it would be an electrifying experience.

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What was Sylvia's reaction to the box of cookies falling on the floor?

That's the way the cookie crumbles.

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