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Why did Barry look at his feet when he walked at work?

Because his boss told him he had to watch his step.

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What can you say about the stories of how staples, paper-clips, and thumb-tacks were developed?

They are all fasten-ating.

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What do you call a person who makes great bagels and lox?

A lox-smith.

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As Annie grew up, what question kept nagging her?

Is the 'hokie pokie' really what's it's all about?

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What does this picture represent?

Mind over matter.

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When Jim forgot to wear his watch, and he was asked what time it is, what did he answer?

Off-hand I can't say.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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Why did Maxine think her neighbors were squares?

Because they liked square dancing.

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Why is the ocean right now like money?

It's a current sea.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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What do you get when you find someone you want to marry?

You get married.

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