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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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How did Arnold like kick-boxing?

He got a kick out of it.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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How do you describe a cow that is very particular about the food it eats?

It chooses its cud.

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When do you stop looking for something?

When you find it.

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Why was Bob upset when he got a fine?

He didn't think it was fine at all.

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What is called if the thumb rules all the other fingers?

A rule of thumb.

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A Cairo Practor.

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Why did Fred always cut into lines?

Because his doctor said he should lose wait.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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What is it called when a lawyer brings a lawsuit in relation to a legal case?

A suit case.

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Why didn't Billy mind being punished by staying alone in the class after school?

He felt like he was in a class all by himself.

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