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What continent is named after ants?

Antartica.

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How did the world react to Edison's invention of the electric light bulb?

They thought it was a brilliant idea.

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What is it called when someone had a good date, and tells you about it?

An update.

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Do cows generally live alone?

It's generally un-herd of.

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How does a skunk know how to release its smell?

It uses its in-stinked.

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What can we say about the liberty bell?

It IS what it is cracked up to be.

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What will happen if the San Andreas Fault causes an earthquake?

It will be covered by no-fault insurance.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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If a person is comfortable in social situations, what does he have?

Social security.

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Why was Fred looking to join another acting company?

He was ready for the next stage.

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What does a liquor store have in common with a crowded highway?

They both have bottlenecks.

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What is a meal eaten by a pilot in a supersonic jet?

Fast food.

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