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If bored people chose a leader, what would the postion be called?

Chairman of the bored.

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What do you do when you see waves at a beach?

Wave back.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Sam sing while he built houses?

He wanted to build them soundly.

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What is it called when a leak is fixed in the ceiling?

Sealing the ceiling.

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Why was the singer on a strict diet?

She had to be concerned with both musical scales and other scales.

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Why did Bill bring a hammer to the party?

He thought it might be useful to break the ice during conversations.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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What do you call a young female cow?

Miss Steak.

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What color coat is like a bee?

A yellow jacket.

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Why did the sea have to be created quickly?

It was an emergent sea.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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