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What is the difference between a lawsuit, a birthday, and politics?

A lawsuit has 2 parties, a birthday has 1 party, and politics has many parties.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did the alien feel when trying to socialize with people?

Alienated.

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What can you say about 2 matches?

They match.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Why did Liz putting a wedding song as her phone's ring tone?

She wanted a wedding ring.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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Why is K-OS not a good name for a computer operating system?

It sounds like Chaos.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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