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Why did Ben wear double-pane eye glasses?

He wanted to four-see what would happen.

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Why did Ed swim to the very bottom of his swimming pool?

He had a problem with the pool, and he wanted to get to the bottom of it.

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How does Barbie know when to go on stage?

She waits for the Barbie cue.

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Why did trumpet players in the band feel bad after their performance?

They felt they blew it.

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Why did Bill enjoy working in building demolition?

He thought it was a blast!

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Why didn't Bill like going to the aquarium?

He thought there was something fishy about the place.

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What do you call a delicatessen that specializes in lox?

A lox smith.

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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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How did Helvetica respond when someone suggested that she go out with Times New Roman?

He's not my type.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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How do you summarize the difference between buying in a store or buying on the internet?

You're on line, or you're online.

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What is a very small pun called?

A puny pun.

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