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Why was Arnold concerned about his small garbage pail?

Because it was a little pale.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What is it called when a prisoner sends a text message?

Con-text.

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What is a child called that walks and talks?

A walkie talkie.

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Why did the chiropractor avoid doing anything too experimental with his patients?

He was concerned it might backfire.

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Where did Maxine put her nail files?

In the filing cabinet.

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What do you call a very elaborate rap song?

A rap-sody.

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What does an art school and a store that sells bedroom dressers have in common?

They both have drawers.

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What can you say about an elevator's day?

It has its ups and downs.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What happened when the truck carrying jelly had an accident?

Traffic jam.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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