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What do you call male child of a purse?

A purse son.

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What did Martha says when the box of cookies fell?

That's the way the cookies crumble.

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Why did Trump remove the restrictions on plastic straws?

Because in terms of government intervention, it was the last straw.

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What are people who work for the telephone company in Poland called?

Telephone Poles.

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How are different types of submarines described?

In sub-categories.

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How did Sam feel when he left the Far East?

He felt dis-oriented.

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If something is furbished twice, what does it become?

Refurbished.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What is another name for misleading and dangerous advertising?

Ad vice.

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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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What is someone called who is so good at finding things, that people pay for searching?

Profound.

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What do you call a pair of pants that wants to be forever young?

Peter pants.

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