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What is an imaginary ocean?

A fanta-sea.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Is rain free?

Yes, it's on the house.

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How did the frayed knot answer when it was asked to do something?

It said, "I'm afraid not."

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What was Fred's reaction when someone suggested that he become a chiropracter?

He was taken aback.

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How did Matt feel about the government diverting the river that made his stream dry up?

He thought it was ex-stream.

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What is meat that falls on the floor called?

Ground meat.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What can you say about a teacher without any students?

He's in a class all by himself.

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What question can you ask about the leaves of an evergreen tree?

If they don't leave the tree, why are they called leaves?

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What is the owner of the chair store called?

The chairman.

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What 2 letters and 2 numbers mean 'safe dog'?

B9 K9

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