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What are earings called that are in the shape of pears?

A pear of earrings.

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What did the midwife say to the woman starting to give birth?

Please bear with me.

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What do you call it when a person wants to jump into a sewer?

Sewer-cide.

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What is it called when athletes learn to do the high jump?

Spring training.

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What was the runner chasing after?

He was trying to catch his breath.

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Why did the runner not tie his sneakers?

Because he wanted to win, and not be tied.

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Why do people like peeling their own fruit?

Because if other people peel it, it has less appeal.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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How did Arnie feel when he slipped in the garbage dump?

He felt down in the dumps.

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If the rule is "I before E except after C", why is the word Weird different?

Because the word is Weird.

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Because Gus was always happy, what was his nickname?

Fungus.

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What do you get after you finish sleeping?

You get up.

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