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What is it called when the earth shakes around a duck farm?

An earth quack.

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What do you call a theatre with chickens?

Fowl play.

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Why did Lisa carry a ball up the hill?

There were so many things she wants to do, and she wanted to get the ball rolling.

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Why did Bill buy 2 pieces of chord, and gave one to his girlfriend?

He wanted to tie the knot.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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What are hotdogs called when they are cold?

Hotdogs.

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Why did Fred often touch the four quarters he kept in his pocket?

To remind himself that sometimes change is hard.

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When Maxine was offered wine, what did she answer that was misinterpreted?

Wine, not.

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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How could Ami know for sure there was an odor in the room?

She just nose.

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Why was the steam iron that had very little water very tired?

It was running out of steam.

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What kind of animal tries to keep all the bushes to itself?

A hedgehog.

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