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What are our great-grandfathers called?

Our four fathers.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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What's another name for Shakespeare in the Park, that does not charge an entrance fee?

Free Will.

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What is someone who can keep a secret called?

A secretary.

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How did Arnold react when he got the job as conductor of the orchestra?

It was music to his ears.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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What does the word 'injest' mean?

To eat something while laughing.

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What do doctors and musicians have in common?

They both use instruments.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Do horse's owners put a lot in a horse's mouth?

No, just a little bit.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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Why did the general not want to look down at his boots?

He wanted to avoid de feet.

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