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What did Beth say when she saw icebergs from her boat?

I see icy ice seas.

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What is it like in a place where everyone lives in tents?

Intensity.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What dinosaur has a good vocabulary?

The thesaurus.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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Why was Fran getting sea-sick using her computer?

Because everything was on her sea drive.

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What vitamin is good for the eyes?

Vitamin see.

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What did the lottery operator do when a group of actors won the lottery?

She counted her lucky stars.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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