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If FedEx merged with UPS, what would the new company be called?

Fed Up.

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Why did Arlene find it hard to let the water out of the sink?

She found it draining.

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What is an example of a ring that weighs nothing?

The ring of a phone or of a doorbell.

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How did Max react when his wife served fish for supper 6 days in a row?

He said, "There's something fishy about this".

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When Jerry got a cold, why did go to the veterinarian?

He was a little hoarse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

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Why did Janet eat from a bag of dates when she talked to Joe at work?

She wanted him to ask her for a date.

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What happens when it rains at Yankee Stadium?

Damp Yankees.

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When Jim went to the seashore at dawn, how did he feel when the early morning mist cleared?

He had liked being in the midst of the mist, and he missed the mist.

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What are good names for a company that makes kitchen counters?

Counter Intuitive, or Counter Culture.

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What happened when the electrician found his mind wandering?

He had a very shocking experience.

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