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What is a noun that makes money?

A pro noun.

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What's good about using lion bookends?

Then you can read between the lions.

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Why was the hungry secretary like a clock?

At meetings she took minutes, and at meals she took seconds.

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How did the sergeant know that he could take all the blankets that were needed?

He had blanket permission.

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What is someone called who lies about how much he eats?

Dish-onest.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why wasn't Alan impressed with the running track inside of the windmill?

It was just run of the mill.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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When you put smart technology into a house, what does it become?

Aware house.

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What is an army of babies called?

Infantry.

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Why was Joyce amazed when she saw what came before posterous?

It was pre-posterous.

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Why did Arnold use gloves when painting with red paint?

He didn't want to be caught red handed.

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