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What security related word has a sword in it?

Password.

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What did the mid-wife say to the woman giving birth?

Grin and bear it.

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Why did Matt and Joan feel tension when the dishes weren't washed?

They felt out of sync when the dishes where in the sink.

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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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Why didn't Andy drink the cup of tea that was left in the restaurant?

Because it wasn't his cup of tea.

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Who starred in the animated movie about food?

The bagel had the leading roll.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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What did Bobby do when the bullies didn't let him use the slide?

He let is slide.

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Why didn't people believe this when they saw it?

They thought it was pi in the sky.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring.

Pilgrims

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Why wasn't Lucy happy about her schedule?

Because she was so busy, it wasn't funny.

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