How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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