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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

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