What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

991

What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

966

What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

950

Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

958

What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

960

Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

961

Why did Barry get heartburn when he ate the birthday cake?

He forgot to take off the candles.

963

When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

989

What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

979

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

990

Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

968

If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

994