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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What do you call a train carrying bubble gum?

A chew-chew train.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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