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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What happened to the magician driving down the street?

He turned into a driveway.

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What is blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What starts with P and ends with E and has thousands of letters.

Post Office.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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