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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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