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When does Friday come before Thursday?

In the dictionary.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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Why is it hard to organize a professional hide-and-seek tournament?

Good players are hard to find.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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What season is it when you are on a trampoline?

Spring time.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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What begins and ends with E but has only one letter?

Envelope.

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What 5 letter word becomes shorter when you add 2 letters to it?

The word 'short'.

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Why did Arlene bring lipstick and eye shadow to school?

She had a make-up exam.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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