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What is full of holes but still can hold a lot of water?

A sponge.

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How do trash collectors learn their trade?

They pick things up as they go along.

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Why did the shoes cross the road?

Because the chicken was wearing them.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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Why didn't Bill use his photographic memory?

He never developed it.

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What do you call shoes made of banana peels?

A pair of slippers.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because it felt crummy.

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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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