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Why did the reporter go into the ice cream parlor?

He wanted the inside scoop.

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Moshe Sherizen
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Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What does Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Their middle name.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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If you threw a white stone into the Red Sea, what would it become?

Wet.

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What gets wetter the more it dries.

A towel.

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What starts with a T and ends with a T and has T in it?

A teapot.

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Why didn't Joe buy camouflage trousers at the store?

He couldn't find them.

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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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What did the lawyer wear to work?

A lawsuit.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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