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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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What is the happiest country in Europe?

Ha Land (Holland)

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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How did Bill feel when he was trying to catch a goose?

He felt like he was on a wild goose chase.

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What food is similar to someone who writes graffiti?

A walnut.

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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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