What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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How did the frog feel after he ate?

He felt very hoppy.

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What did the transportation company of cows call themselves?

The moooooovers.

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What is a pile of cats called?

A meow-ntain

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How do cows buy things?

Through a cattle-log.

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