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What does a Frenchman say when he says something off-color?

Pardon my French.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What did the rich cow have lots of?

Mooooolah.

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What is a musical band of orca whales called?

An orca stra.

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Why do mice like being photographed?

They like it when the photographer says, 'Say cheese'.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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Why did the clown leave the circus?

Because people were always laughing at him.

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What music do they play in Boulder, Colorado?

Rock music.

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What soap makes you drunk?

Bar soap.

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What vehicles do fish use in battle?

Fish tanks.

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What does a rich cow say when he's making money?

Moo-lah.

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What is Barry the Smurf's nickname?

Blue Barry

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