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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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What are Siamese twins that are spies called?

Double agents.

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How does a salesman fasten a customer's attention to a sales pitch?

It has to be fasten-ating.

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What did Mr. electric eel says to Mrs. electric eel?

You look absolutely stunning!

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Why did the scarecrow win a very special award?

Because it was outstanding in its field.

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What do labor unions have to do with your son's friends sleeping over?

Boy cots.

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What is an experimental program to teach people to fly, called?

A pilot pilot program.

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Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

Because it's pointless.

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Where do you stay if you don't want to move?

You stay put.

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What do you call a doctor who prescribes a daiquiri cocktail flavored with hickory?

A hickory daiquiri doc.

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How did the conversation go between a patient and the doctor who wanted him to cut down on mayonnaise?

Mayonnaise? No you may not.

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