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When the teacher gave a surprise quiz, why did he have the students stand on a big circle?

Because they had to remember everything on the spot.

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What was King Louis the XV referring to when he said, 'After me the flood'?

The rain of terror.

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What are the most active two letters?

BZ

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How did Lisa feel about moving from one house to another?

She found it to be a moving experience.

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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What do you call a President that is also a dentist?

President-ist.

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What 3 letters are very exciting?

XTC

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What do you call someone who helps on a farm?

A farm assist.

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When Andy gave Meg the engagement ring, what playing card did Meg feel like?

The Queen of Diamonds.

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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