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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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Why did Bob join the tug-of-war team?

He wanted to meet people who had a lot of pull.

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Why should you usually not take bullies seriously?

Because they are usually just full of bull.

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Why did the butcher not take down the steaks from the top shelf of his freezer?

Because the steaks were too high.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What's an inefficient way to kill ants around your shrubs?

Beat around the bush.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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What is a movie with singing and dancing cows called?

A moo-sical.

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How were the untied shoes feeling?

They were fit to be tied.

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