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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What did one boxer say to the other boxer?

Did you miss me?

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When the phone caller said 'I hope I'm not disturbing you', how did Andy respond?

Andy said, "You can't disturb me, because I'm already disturbed".

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Why is the centipede considered one of the strongest of insects?

It takes a while until it is on its last legs.

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Bill saved his pennies all year to buy a present for his wife, and brought them to a store, and do you know what he got?

A hernia.

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Why did Peter bite into a packet of money?

People told him he should put his money where his mouth is.

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What do you call a school with just a few students?

A minuscule mini-school.

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Why did Jim and Beth take one evening a week from their family life to eat dates?

Because that was their date night.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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What 2 letters are very active?

BZ

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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