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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why was Bill so exhausted after a day of putting tires on the inner rings of car wheels?

It was tire ring.

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How did the community feel that after all the planning, the new hospital was finally being built?

It was a ground-breaking event.

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How would you describe the fact that ducks make more and better eggs than chickens?

It's a para-ducks.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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What fictional character had an open mind?

Frankenstein.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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What do you call a gorilla that makes pottery?

Hairy Potter

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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How did the pitcher learn to throw curve balls?

It was a learning curve.

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