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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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What did the clock repairman say when you asked when the talking clock will be fixed?

Time will tell.

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What is a father that sells soft-drinks called?

A soda pop.

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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When did the serfs in the Middle Ages sometimes enjoy their work?

When they were Serfing.

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How do the bags in the supermarket feel?

They are fit to be tied.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What vegetable makes the most polite request?

Let us.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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If you travel through many seas, what sea has the money?

The currency.

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