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What happened after the US dropped atom bombs on Japan?

There was a baby boom.

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Why did the bed feel bad?

When people slept on it, it felt under a rest.

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Are all the websites on internet nervous?

No, a lot of them are com.

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Why is bread a lot like the sun?

Because it rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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What are the simplest 2 letters of the alphabet?

EZ

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Why didn't Barry ever work out in the gym?

He planned to go there, but it never worked out.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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Why do chickens tend to have egg-streme political opinions?

Because they don't like being in the middle of the road.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What kind of running results in having less of something?

Running out of something.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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