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Why did Nicholas's friends call him 'Nick'?

Because that was his nickname.

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What does Sudafed mean?

Bringing litigation against a government official.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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How did Billy feel when he blew out the candles on his birthday cake?

He was delighted.

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What was Genghis Kahn's attitude that made him successful?

He was Kahn-fident.

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How did Andrea feel when she was running out of her favorite red perfume?

She felt bad that she was down to her last red scent.

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What do you call a line of rabbits putting seeds into the ground a second time?

A re-seeding hare line.

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What is a store called that sells only items for the left hand?

A second hand store.

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Why did Jim want to be a farmer?

He thought he would dig it.

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What key does the King use to get into the castle?

The Monarch Key.

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How did Martha feel about going back to work on Monday?

It was a weak day.

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Why did Mike buy picture frames?

Someone suggested that he reframe his problems.

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