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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Amy like giving watches as presents?

She felt there is no present like the time.

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Why did Arnold start a company that makes shovels?

He wanted to do well in spades.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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What do you call bees who don't answer you directly?

Cagey bees.

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Why was the carpet depressed?

It felt a lack of respect because everyone walked all over it.

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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