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What do you call a group of cars that are flooded after a hurricane?

A car pool.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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In this necklace made up of rings, what is the ring with the diamond called?

The ring leader.

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On what kind of day does time seem to go slowest?

On a fast day.

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What is called if a lawyer charges nothing to help write a will?

Free will.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What kind of tea always tells the truth?

Honest Tea.

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Why did Sam try to bite a bunch of coins?

He wanted them to become bit coins.

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If Washington is the most Southern face on Mount Rushmore, what is Lincoln?

The North Face.

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