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Is there anything absolute about families?

It's all relative.

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What fruit is the favorite of men and women getting to know each other?

Dates.

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Even though Julie loved history, why did she choose not be a historian?

There was no future in it.

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What is a bag called before it wakes up?

A sleeping bag.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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What are the benefits of having a sense of wonder (one-der)?

It can help you feel at 'one' with everything.

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What kind of tea is good for mental health?

Sana Tea.

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Why did the baker receive a list of duties from his boss one at a time?

They were given on a knead to know basis.

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What did the young man and woman eskimos have to do on their first date?

Break the ice.

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Why does the world have problems?

Because it is bi-polar.

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Why did Arnold dislike snakes?

He felt they were creepy.

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What do you call a seamstress that doesn't know how to sew?

A seemstress.

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