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What involves getting into the nitty-gritty of what is right and wrong?

Inte-gritty.

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Why did Jim's team always win the tug-of-war competitions?

They had a lot of pull.

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If a King sleeps on a kingsize mattress, and a Queen sleeps on a queensize mattress, what does a Prince sleep on?

An heir mattress.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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What hour is a good time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30).

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What part of a car is similar to these wooden dashes?

The dashboard.

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What it it called how a dog laps up water after winning a race?

Victory laps.

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When one spouse says, 'I've had it up to here', what can the other spouse say?

What is 'it' and where is 'here'?

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Why didn't Mike want to go to the supermarket?

He was afraid of the 'eggs aisle'.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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What is the name of a locksmith store where the locksmith has blond hair

Goldi Locks.

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What do you call a daisy with a bad sense of balance?

A whoopsie daisy.

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