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Why is this very useful?

Because people say they'll do things when they get a round tuit.

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What does a very cooked steak and a great book have in common?

They are both well done.

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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What is a berry that doesn't tell the truth about its books?

A lie berry.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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How did the poor mouse family survive and get enough food eat?

Well, they just squeaked by.

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What can you take when you are curious?

You can take a look.

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What is similar between paying to use a towel at the gym, and a roll of Bounty towels?

One is a pay-per towel, and the other is a paper towel.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How do you describe this costume?

This guy's disguise is the skies.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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How do people in Outland behave?

Their behavior is outlandish.

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