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Why do you have to be very careful after drinking water?

Because after you drink it, it's drunk.

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Why is each skunk unique?

Because each is distinked.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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When the class made a puppet show, why did they buy a bag of rolls?

Because each puppet had a different roll.

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What is the realization that all life begins as a fertilized egg?

It's egg-sistential.

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How did Oedipus feel when he found out about his parents?

Oedipus wreck.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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What two letters indicate 'too much' of something?

XS

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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What is it called when you continue an interrupted Zoom call?

Re-zooming the call.

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Why didn't Johnny want to wear fringes on his clothes like some of his friends?

He didn't want to be part of a fringe group.

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