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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What happened when Billy's mom shouted 'Wake up!', and he just caught the school bus?

It was a close call.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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How did Bob feel about his lawyer challenging the judge's decision about his slipping on a banana?

He found it appealing that his lawyer was appealing the peel appeal.

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How were Eastman Kodak researches Harry Coover and Fred Joyner able to develop superglue in 1951?

Because they stuck with it.

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How would you describe a woman in trouble, if all you can identify is her dress?

A damsel in this dress.

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Why are all fish stores in Finland kosher?

Because they have Finns and scales.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What 2 letters do you say when you say goodbye to someone?

C U.

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