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What is a sentence that has only the first 5 letters of the alphabet?

A bee C's de E.

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Why was the baker upset with the loaves of bread?

Because they were loafing around too much.

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Why was Sally afraid that the vegetables would slap her?

Because she knew they were fresh.

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What has a head and a tail but no body?

A coin.

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What is it called if a baseball pitcher throws a small model of an elevator?

An elevator pitch.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Why did the bartender encourage his customers to drink more?

He wanted them to be more tips-y.

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What kind of city doesn't give up?

Tenacity.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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What did Maxine do when she lost her job?

She wrote a resume in order to resume working.

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Why did the shark not want to eat the millionaire?

It stayed away from rich foods.

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