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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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How often is there a blue moon?

Once in a blue moon.

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Why did the police enter the comedy club?

The comedian was a riot.

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Does the Moot Pencil Company make very sharp pencils?

That's a moot point.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why can you trust an expert in sound systems?

He gives sound advice.

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What does superman use to keep the sun from his eyes?

A super visor.

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What kind of headlines do people not like to see?

The ones in their forehead, because it indicates worry and tension.

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Why did Martha feel so tired, that she felt like the back of a car?

She was exhausted, and two tired.

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How is this feeling?

Wheely well.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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