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Akiva Lane
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What do we wear on our wrist that is similar to the people who guard a rock band?

The watchband.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the doctor say to the sick person who was too much in a rush?

I'll be doctor, you be patient.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Arnold feel about his budget?

He wants to budge it.

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Akiva Weiss
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How did Bill feel after a hard day's work, turning off the light and going to bed?

He was delighted.

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Shane Ronay
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What is this an example of?

A knee jerk reaction.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the therapist keep a bell in his office?

If what he said didn't ring a bell with the patient, he could ring the bell for the patient.

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Moshe Sherizen
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What invention lets you look through a wall?

A window.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did the left foot, when it was in back of a person, feel sad?

Because it felt left behind.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Akiva Lane
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Why didn't the inventor try to make a car engine totally out of wooden parts?

Because he knew it wooden work.

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Akiva Lane
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Why is the next fan the most popular?

Because it is fancy.

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Billy write in all capital letters?

He wanted to practice being a Capitalist.

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