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Why did the cybercriminal stop, and get a real job?

He couldn't hack it.

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Shane Ronay
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What's a good career path for those with wit and a command over language?

A pundit.

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Matt Weiss
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What do you call a wasp that would prefer to be a bee?

A wannabee.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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Akiva Lane
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Why did Fred spend a lot of time looking around the horse stable?

His therapist said his life should be more stable eyes'd.

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Moshe Sherizen
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When Bobby threw a ball as hard as he could, why did it just come back to him?

He threw it up in the air.

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Akiva Lane
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What did Bill say when Max wanted to kill a bug that landed on Bill's watch?

You're not going to do that on my watch.

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Shane Ronay
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What do you call someone from New England who likes to scribble?

Yankee Doodle

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Shane Ronay
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Where did Don keep all his money, and why?

In his vest pocket, because his father told him it was important to invest.

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Akiva Lane
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After Bob broke his leg, why wasn't he able to control his kids?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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Akiva Lane
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Why are we held accountable for what we eat?

Because a person can choose what he chews.

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Akiva Lane
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How do we know that the water in back of a boat is not asleep?

Because it's a wake.

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