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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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Why do you really have to hand it to short people?

Because otherwise, they can't reach it themselves.

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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What is up and down at the same time?

When you go to sleep drunk, and feel down when you wake up with a hangover.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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What race has more people in it than any other?

The human race.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What is this?

A square not.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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Why did they come up with the phrase 'The Fastest Gun In The West'?

They wanted a slogan for a fast gun.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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