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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What should you do when you are waiting a long time in a doctor's office?

Be patient.

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Why did Sir Edmund Hillary climb Mt. Everest?

He took a peek at the peak, and it piqued his interest.

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What do you call a company that efficiently arranges organ transplants?

An organized organ organization.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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If you put blue berries deep in the ground, what are they called?

Very buried berries.

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What did Betty realize after she ate inexpensive cake that was fattening?

That she was penny wise and pound foolish.

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What is similar between most men's hair and re-planting a garden?

They are both re-seeding.

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Why did Jerry fly in a plane when he had a cold?

When he felt under the weather, he wanted to go over the weather.

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What's another name for a metronome.

A beat-nik.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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