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What happened when Joe tripped on his neighbor's exposed sewer?

He wanted to sue her.

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Why is the location of the letter 'I' very important in marriage?

It's the difference between 'marriage' and 'mirage', and 'marital arts' and 'martial arts'.

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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What position in the armed forces is just below Marine?

Submarine.

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What did the new furniture store say when they sold their first sofa?

Sofa so good.

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Mary exercized at Jim's place every day - what is his full name?

Jim Nasium

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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When Anne's mother suggested that she learn how to play bridge, what was Anne's response?

I'll cross that bridge when I come to it.

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What part of Queens, New York needs the most water?

Flushing.

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Why did the prisoner eat food he was allergic to?

He wanted to break out.

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What do you call a thief that leaves no clues?

Stainless steal.

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