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Who owns the largest number of private business aircraft?

King Lear

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Shane Ronay
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Why are shovels so important to society?

They are a ground-breaking tool.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Akiva Lane
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What happens when a problem is solved twice?

It is resolved.

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Shane Ronay
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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Akiva Lane
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What would you name a story about someone took over a singing group?

To acquire a choir.

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Yitzchak Berger
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What happened when Bob re-labled the jars in his wife's spice rack?

He's not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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Akiva Lane
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What is the motto of the factory that makes canned food?

We can!

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Akiva Lane
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What was done wrong here?

Someone put all their eggs in one basket.

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Why didn't Beth like pressing flowers?

She found it depressing, and she didn't like activities that were cut and dried.

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How did Maxine feel when her stomach started crying because of the way she was eating?

She knew she had an upset stomach.

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Why was the teacher arrested for using a compass and a ruler?

They are considered weapons of maths destruction.

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