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What are axes that are used by criminals called?

Axes of Evil.

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What do carbon atoms do before they get married?

Carbon dating.

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What are two streams that cross each other called?

Extremes

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What happens when a person sleeps on old magazines?

He has back issues.

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What do you call a mine that might be silver and might be gold?

Either ore.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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What is good name for a men's clothing store in Thailand?

Tie Land.

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Why were the wafer cookies sad?

Because their mother was away far.

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If a window was put into the neck of the Statue of Liberty, what would it be called?

A pane in the neck.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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What do baseball players do if they feel bad they didn't win the Pennant race?

They do Pennants Penance.

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