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When Andrea lost her ring, what did her husband suggest?

Try calling it, and see if it rings.

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What is the Sherlock Holmes story where he solves the mystery of the missing pillow?

The pillow case.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What permission is needed to kill lice?

A lice sense.

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How did the pet turtle escape from the box it was in?

With out of the box thinking.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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Why did Amanda avoid cookies, cake, and crackers?

She tried to void foods that are crummy.

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Why did the athlete's manager have him take trains instead of planes?

He felt he could use all the training he could get.

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Why did Billy ask his father to take a baseball bat and a bird to the baseball game?

Because he liked bat man and robin.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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What is it called when something is discussed on X?

It is X-communicated.

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