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Akiva Lane
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In a group of rabbits, how far are they from each other?

A hare's breath.

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Akiva Lane
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How did Marty feel when the male deer stopped in front of his car?

The buck stops here.

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Matt Weiss
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What looks like white paint and smells like blue paint?

White paint.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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Shane Ronay
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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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Akiva Lane
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What is an aunt that is a great cook called?

Aunty Pasto.

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Akiva Lane
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What is a motorcycle that attacks people called?

A vicious cycle.

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Akiva Lane
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How do you translate MS/DOS from Hebrew to English?

Honest Thinking (Emes Das)

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Dovid Lane
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If having some awe is awesome, what is having too much awe?

Aweful.

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Akiva Lane
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If a calculator falls and cracks, can you still use it?

Sometimes, but you can't count on it.

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Akiva Lane
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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Shane Ronay
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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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