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Why should we be very cautious about being cynical?

Its first syllable is sin.

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Why did Betty fix her watch quickly?

She wanted to have a good time.

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Why is sitting sometimes difficult?

You have to sit down and sit up at the same time.

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In what part of our head might there be praying going on all the time?

In our temples.

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Why did Suzy avoid eating peaches?

After eating the fruit, it was the pits.

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What is a list of people from Czechoslovakia called?

A Czech list.

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How do we always know who a child's mother is?

When she is pregnant and gives birth, it's apparent.

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Why shouldn't you ask questions to sugar cane that is fused together?

Because it is canefused.

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What time is this?

A quarter after 5.

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What is it called when people argue about what to do with a rope?

This cord's discord.

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What did the vegetarian say to the salami?

You are THE wurst.

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What do you call a nurse that got caught in the rain without an umbrella?

A wet nurse.

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