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If there was an earthquake in California, who would be blamed?

People would probably say it was San Andreas fault.

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What is it called when Charlie talked with his Grandmother every week?

Tele-gram.

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How did the baseball player have a family meal?

He sat at his home plate.

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What is the origin of the word 'stain'?

It's a spot that is stayin' in the clothes.

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What do cows each for brunch?

Grass, just like for all their other meals.

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What is true about most of the of fish in Paris?

They are in Seine

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What is a bee called right after it is born?

A newbie.

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What kind of doctor is similar to a boring teacher?

An anesthesiologiest - they both put people to sleep.

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What was it called when Pierre welcomed and praised his guests over a glass of wine?

French toast.

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What room does Batman live in?

The Bat-room.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What does the army and the wind have in common?

They both can have a draft.

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