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Why was it hard to get things done in the Middle Ages?

Because everything was futile (feudal).

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What do you do when you first feel an itch?

You start from scratch.

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What did the cherry tree say to George Washington?

Don't ax me.

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Why was Bruce Lee's son always on time?

His first name was "Prompt".

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How did Joe feel when he reached to pick up a stick, and it turned out to be a rattlesnake?

He felt rattled.

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What's this man's problem?

He has an axe to grind.

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What does a warning label on a large strainer say?

Don't strain yourself.

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What do you call a veterinarian that used to be in the army?

A vet vet.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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What does an orchestra have to do with war?

They both involve violins.

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Why didn't the actor work on Passover?

He couldn't have any roles.

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What computer activity is similar to buying a new pair of boots?

Re-booting.

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