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What did Frank say when he wanted to tell someone how he felt?

I want to be Frank with you.

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Why did the towel feel so tired after it was used?

It felt like a wrung out towel.

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What does the drug store - that sells products using vegetables and fish - call itself?

Farm and Sea Pharmacy.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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Right after the Smith family moved to a new house, what did they find it required?

Out of the box thinking.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What it is called when California hi-tech companies fool people in a ridiculous way?

Silly Con Valley

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What can be said about someone who buys lots of books but doesn't read them?

The person has no shelf control.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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How do you describe a bar that got bad reviews?

The booze got boos.

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