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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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What do employment recruiters and cannibals have in common?

They're both called head hunters.

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Why is eating a liter of food like adding a T to it?

It becomes litter.

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Why did the dirty dishes in the sink feel connected to each other?

Because they were all in sync.

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What is the difference between an orange and a bad law?

An orange is peeled, and a bad law is repealed.

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What did Barbie's boyfriend tell her?

You're a doll.

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What arm of the octopus is the strongest?

The Arm E.

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A son of a gun.

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What are some 3 letter roles for people that are spelled the same backwards and forwards, showing they have to be flexible?

MOM, DAD, and TOT

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What was the main fruit in Noah's ark?

Pears.

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How did Charlie feel when he lost his list of things to do?

He felt listless.

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Why did the students love to learn how to spell?

Their teacher was spell binding.

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