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What happened to the man who sued the airline for losing his luggage?

He lost his case.

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How did the circus strongman react when he found out he had an iron deficiency, though he could bend iron with his bare hands?

He found it ironic.

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What is someone called who is always thinking about buildings?

He has an edifice complex.

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Why did Bill and Eddie start their company at the radar dish?

Because they wanted the business to be under the radar.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What do you call a prince that is a high wire walker?

Your highness.

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Which dog breed enjoys eating twice as much as other breeds?

The Chow Chow

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What was the animal band on Noah's Ark called?

The Arkistra.

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How did Mark regard his habit of drinking beer every day?

He regarded it as minor ale-ment.

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At what kind of table does one read the New York Times?

The Times table.

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What part of the body do military people try to avoid?

De feet.

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If seagulls fly near the sea, what birds fly near the bay?

Bagels.

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