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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What is this man doing?

He's taking a shower.

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How did the ferris wheel owner feel about having almost no customers?

He felt like he was just spinning his wheels.

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What state was Maxine in when she found out that a person has 100,000 miles of blood vessels?

She was in a state of awe.

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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What is an expert thief who is second in command called?

An accomplished accomplice.

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Why did Sam put his shoes close to the fireplace?

When people say 'hot shoes', he says 'G-d bless you'.

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What is an insect that hums?

Humbug.

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What is the study of the family history of Genies called?

Genie-ology.

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What is the plural of why?

Wise.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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What begins with a dish and is not honest?

The word dishonest.

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