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If a store gives away packets of letter B's, what are they called?

Freebees.

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What does lettuce say when it rains?

Lettuce grow.

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What is similar between paying for a meal and ducks?

They both have bills.

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How did the teacher feel about the dry-erase white board.

He thought it was remarkable.

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What is MOM spelled upside down?

WOW!

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Why don't they sharpen pencils at both ends?

What's the point?

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What is the land called where an acting troupe builds a stage?

A play ground.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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What is a husband and wife called in Czechoslovakia?

Czech mate.

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What do small boats and computers have in common?

They both can be used for fishing using a net.

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What word means to attach things together and can be used to chase something away?

Stick.

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What medicine calms you down while watching a play?

Drama-mine

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