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What is a good name for a company that sells sprinkler systems?

Cease Fire (an actual name of a company)

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What do you call a closet filled with bottles of water?

A water closet.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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How did the head of the orchestra feel when he couldn't find people to play in it?

It was disconcerting.

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Why did Ben find it so easy to sleep?

He could do it with his eyes closed.

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What do you call a bee that does not cost money?

A free bee.

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Why did the weasel go to prison?

The mink stole.

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After visiting someone, when they say 'It's been great having you', how can you respond?

It's been great being had.

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What is one advantage of being indecisive?

Having the benefit of the doubt.

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Why did the laptop catch a cold?

Because Windows was left open.

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What time is it 15 minutes before you finish a meal?

A quarter to ate.

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